Submitted by: Morgana
Q. Why don't vampires like to play poker?
A. Because there's too much at stake!
Q. How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
A. When he doesn't stop coffin.
Submitted by: Fangy
Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
A. He has a big D on his pajamas
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: Why don't vampires like to play poker?
A: Because there's too much at stake!
Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.